windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she peed on how many people?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
