I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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