I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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