Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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