nut hugger
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Randomize
