He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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