sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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