is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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