dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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