no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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