Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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