if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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