It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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