Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
is that a dick in a sweater?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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