so that wasnt chicken after all
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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