sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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