he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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