He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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