Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i dont even know how to be here
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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