by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
