you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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