I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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