I'm really into asian looking animals
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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