office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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