i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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