I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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