How'd it feel making her break her religion?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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