If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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