this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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