Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
