ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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