no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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