they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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