we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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