real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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