Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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