chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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