I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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