He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I came so hard my ears popped.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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