Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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