K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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