i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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