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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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