the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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