Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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