The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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