Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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