I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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