I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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