Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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