Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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