her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
