they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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