I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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