in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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