i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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