I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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