My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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